Done

I am so done.

Done with sassy husbands, crabby kids, obnoxious dogs, and tiny apartments.  Done with pediatricians who snarkily say, "So you prefer English?" and "Americans certainly are ambitious with immunizations".  Done with preschool teachers who tell me that the other teachers and parents are afraid to talk to me because I only speak English.  Done.  Done, I say.

And forgive me, said pediatrician, for immunizing my child according to American guidelines.  A thousand pardons..............you idiot.